there’s a starfleet ship called the defiant in st:tos

tomcadrin:

late august, nyc
thomas cadrin, 2014

Neal + hat twirling

Now Playing in Holodeck One: The Love Boat

tom: thanks for joining us captain
janeway: np i've had my fill of irish bartenders for at least a season
tom: in that case you'll love this new program i found in the ship's database
tom: it's about a 20th-century cruise liner where the entire point is to pick up strangers
janeway: tom it's moments like these when i get a little teary-eyed thinking about how far you've come as a person
tom: thank you ma'am
janeway: and i have to say i'm impressed you managed to convince seven to participate
tom: i told her she was in charge of scheduling fun
janeway: it seems to have done the trick because here comes our cruise director now
seven: mr. and mrs. goldblum you are two point four minutes late for your racquetball lesson
mrs. goldblum: but we're 13 minutes early
seven: on the contrary
seven: you were asked to report to your initial lesson one quarter-hour in advance in order to view a brief safety video
seven: it is apparent that you do not value your own well-being
seven: on this vessel we are neither footloose nor fancy-free
seven: in light of this i cannot allow you to participate in these training exercises
seven: it is possible that your lack of consideration will damage yourselves or others
seven: i regret to inform you that i must now revoke all activity privileges for the remainder of this cruise
seven: you will return your sporting equipment to the activities desk and proceed to your cabin to contemplate the nature of your failing and its potential consequence
mr. goldblum:
mrs. goldblum:
janeway: seven
seven: yes captain
janeway: don't you think that was a little harsh
seven: you are correct captain
seven: i will rephrase to demonstrate empathy and good will
seven: mr. and mrs. goldblum, thank you for choosing pacific princess
seven: your patronage is appreciated
seven: you will *please* proceed to your cabin to contemplate the nature of your failing and its potential consequence and then kindly return for dinner at 18:00 hours
mr. goldblum:
mrs. goldblum:
janeway:
tom: nailed it

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

tonystarks:

don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.

boldlygiffing:

Season 3 - Episode 26 “The Best of Both Worlds Pt 1”

Worf leaps into action

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